Last month I failed to meet my goals, but I'm going to give it the good college try this month. In case you're wondering, I have already watched "New Moon" and am currently in the process of editing the video. Team Jacob!

So, without further ado...

MAY 2011 GOALS

Finish writing the new scene for "The Mark of Flight"
Finish the first two lessons of "How to Revise Your Novel" with HELLHOUND
Write at least three more blog-posts
successfully move into new apartment

Now, I know what you guys are all waiting for, and that's the punishment. So here it is:

If I fail to meet my goals this May, I will do a cover of Rebecca Black's "Friday", complete with dance choreography and costume.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, click the video below, take two Tylenol, and call me in the morning.

And it will be in my head for a year. *shudder*

If I succeed in my goals, however, I will do a spoof of "Friday" called "Monday":

It's Monday, Monday, gotta work hard on Monday

Everybody's wishing it was still the weekend

It's Monday, Monday, gotta chug my McCafe

Cause I've got bags under my eyes like they are packin'

If you have any further suggestions for my punishment, please leave them in the comments!